Thursday, August 4, 2011

Workin IT!!! LITERALLY...

I have a little time, some I’m gonna do a little venting, ranting, raving..
Can I get a massage? I need to sit my ass in the Jacuzzi, hot tub, steam room, sauna room, and add some strong hands to my back and neck rub it good up and down…. YEAH.. I soooo need this..
Along with a PHAT CUBANO, AND A COLD GLASS OF MOSCATO… mmmm I’d be SOOOO GOOD.
I’VE BEEN WORKING MY ASS OFF.. not physically but JOB wise..
Eversince my former boss left I’ve inherited THE ACCRUALS - a huge MONTHLY project, which requires me to be at work on the 1st OEM, by 6:00am.
It’s the most STRESSFUL report I have, next to forecasting. This past week was my 1st time working on it my own.. I felt so nauseated just thinking about the
Deadline time, the numbers involved… OMG.. FUCK ME RUNNING!!! I’VE never worked with so many spread sheets.. all of these numbers populate, and generate into other
Files, and … its just a big MATRIX of numbers… a cluster fuck of numbers to be exact.
I know all this work is a blessing. I’m not complaining.. because for a moment I admit.. I HAD A LOT OF FREE time.. long breaks, shopping breaks.. long lunch breaks…
Now… I’m like lemme grab something real quick and run back in because I have another conference, web meeting, report, whatever the fuck… yeah I have to be on it.
I’ve been BOMBARED with some much work I know I just came back from vacation.. but I’m already making plans on when I’m gonna take another one.. because my brain.. IS FRIED-
On top of the new projects I’ve required.. We just went thru a recent conversion so LITTERALLY work is different because we’re all still learning the new system, and it impacts my workflow more because I’m still in training learning mode on how to work the new system… I soooooo need a BREAK…

Blah blah blah.. I’ve been so consumed with work by the time I get home I’m BURNT.
Haven’t had a real good work out that I’m used to either.. I HAVE TO BREAK A SWEAT .. like I just got out of the shower type of sweat .. that’s when I KNOW in me..
It was real good workout…so my MAIN plan for Saturday morning.. 2 hours cardio and punching bag…
Speaking of punching bag.. I’d like to add “bobble head BITCH” TO MY list of DUMB OR Stupid motherfuckers that I’d like to take to the ring..
SHE ANNOYS THE FUCK outta of me. EVERY motherfucking time I go into the bathroom at work and she just happens to be in there.. SHE ALWAYS does this competition
Conversation shit… REALLY? Are you that INSECURE? Again- because of my job, my position… I let her talk talk talk and at the end of her bragging about how much she workouts to keep her body in fit…I whisper to the other lady that was ANNOYED BY HER AS WELL.. “TO BAD SHE CAN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT HER FACE- she’s STILL UGLY NO MATTER WHAT.” My other co-worker started CRACKING UP and yelled out that’s what my sister said about her!! LOL.. “BOBBLEHEAD” TOOK offense to us laughing in our own world and left abruptly… GOOD.. NO WHEN GIVES A FUCK… conceited, walks like she has a stick in her ass.. BIATCH~
There’s one way to converse with people to where the conversation is mutual and interesting.. and then theres “ME” talk … Bobble head is all ME ME ME … UGHH…

Well I started working on the Videos.. but still not enough time to really edit how I want it so I’ll probably work on that this weekend along with the Accrual report that I’ll be taking home so I can understand it more. Tonight as soon as I get home I’m changing into my “kick it “ clothes and we’re headed straight to the Solano County Fair! Kids are free tonight so might as well take advantage of the offer : )

Ok I’ll write more later… Been SUPER HORNEY, BUSY, BITCHY, Boobs hurt been on a chocolate “fix”… yeah… if you’re a female.. you know.. its about that time..