I’m shocked, sad, and looking forward to what’s going to happen next..
This morning, around 9 am my boss comes to my office and tells me to go to his office for a quick meeting.
I’m thinking OHH great.. what is this about? He sits me and Debra down and says…
Ladies, I’ve decided to retire. I’m Shocked, and stunned.. I ask if he was BS-ing us… Debra even asked if this was a joke? He shakes his head No and goes on to telling us he IS NOT joking… He came to a conclusion because, Last year his best friend since he was they were kids unexpectedly died. John- John was alone home one night and ended up having a heart attack while watching American Idol… his last phone call on his cell phone was to my boss. His sister found him passed away the next day… John was an executive for some company. I’ve met him several times during family parties that Al had or, during Al’s mother’s funeral.. back to Al’s story.. John was a Very HARD working man… and then one day- GONE. So he now realizes “life is too short” and its time for him to relax and enjoy the benefits that he’s worked hard for.
Debra had a semi fit of his decision to leave.. I totally respected his choice. Debra kept on complaining about “what if’s” and so I had to cut her short… those “what If’s “ after July 8th will no longer be Al’s responsibility.. he’s on to better things.. we just have to adjust to what’s going to happen next. I know she was upset and Sad.
Although my boss is a NUT.. he is one of the most INFORMATIVE and VERY smart Boss I ever had.
Now I’m thinking.. really.. what’s gonna happen next?? Will it be Debra or Me to take his spot? I’m already managing the Mid-west and West region, on top of that we’re going thru this conversion and consolidating all into one system so of course Live date.. everything is gonna go CRAZY… but you know what… its good.. puts me in a position to step it up more… I WOULD LOVE to make the same SALARY my boss makes
We’ll see.. This is going to change our group, but CHANGE is ALWAYS GOOD.
Earlier this morning when I went on my smoke break I noticed this construction worker guy when I came out of the elevator.. he was hard not to notice because he was wearing one of them florescent Orange vest things… anyways.. I went outside to have a cigarette.. I noticed.. he went outside too.. but I didn’t really think much of it till I started to walk towards Pier 14.. when I looked behind me when I crossed the crosswalk.. I noticed he was walking just steps away.. so then I go onto the Pier.. where they have little seats you can sit on.. .I pick the one all the way 2 rows to the very end of the Pier.. and what do you know… HES STILL FOLLOWING ME.. so I sit down and lite my cigarette.. he starts walking directly towards me… then he says “hi, I saw you come off the elevator.. and I just wanted to say you have some VERY NICE LEGS.” I remain quite shake my head in a thank-you manner.. the he says “I liked watching you walk because you could see the definition in the back of your calves, and you’re not muscular but your legs are soo toned and sexy.” At this point, I’m flattered and disgusted… I tell him thanks and get up to walk away.. and then he continues to follow me and carried this conversation.. AS IF!!!
He lites a cigarette and starts telling me that he’s doing construction on the 4th floor… I’m thinking in my head blah blah blah blah…
Then he asks.. would you let me touch them? I stop and ask him “WHAT?!” Can I touch them he asks again… He’s pertaining to my legs… and he even gets close enough to slight brush his hand against my right leg, but I pull back FAST.
I was ANGRY at this point and ready to fuck this GUIDO up…
I yelled at him first “DON’T TOUCH ME!” he stopped and realized I was serious… He re-collected himself and then goes back to being his Jerk self and asks… how much? I’M THINKING… you DUMB ASS MOTHER FUCKER… I yell out to him again to leave me the FUCK ALONE and GETAWAY.. he starts saying no really I’m sorry I didn’t mean to make you feel uncomfortable, but I have a fetish for LEGS and would you let me touch your legs if I paid you??..
I LAUGHED… fucking SAN FRANCISCO… HELLA FUCKING WEIRDOS OUT HERE… I told him you couldn’t afford it… and I WAS BEING SERIOUS.. I started walking to the front of my office building and then he stops me and says wait.. really, how much??!... So I tell him as I walk in and hit the elevator button… 2 million DOLLARS… he asks me “Seriously?” and I say “Yes”.. he chuckles… and so did I… and repeated myself to him again… “I told you that you couldn’t afford it.” And smiled and the elevator doors closed..BITCH!
OK- I understand people do some sick shit to get some money.. and if I’m gonna EVER LET SOME WEIRDO JUST out of the blue TOUCH AND FEEL on my legs.. FOR DAMN SURE I’MA GET PAID! And not chump change either..
WEIRDO! I love San Francisco cuz this is where I grew up after the Islands.. but GEEZ… hella weirdo’s out here…
Then on my lunch while I took a walk on the Embarcadero.. I see ONE big HAIRY guy sittin eating lunch looking out to the bay bridge.. and all you see is his GLARING WHITE ASS AND SPRECKLES OF HAIR CRACKIN OUT OF THE BACK OF HIS PANTS.. I was dying!! I wanted to take a pic with my Iphone but it would’ve been to OBVIOUS. Lol.. it was hella funny because everyone that passed him had this disgusting look on their face “like GROSS!”
Then as I’m walking further down near the SFFD I see 2 gay guys.. getting into an argument because one gay guys dog was trying to fuck the other gay guys dog and the owner got all pissy… and SO I decided this is where I’m gonna take a break and watch free entertainment out here in SF.. lol.. Gay guys fighting or arguing is HILARIOUS!! And the way they move their body when they get really mad… (not all gay guys do this but these two did) they do that chicken neck roll thing and use a lot of finger pointing in the face.. I guess like bitches do.. .LOL.. One of the gay guys got really fumed threw down all his stuff and ended up Sha Nay Nay Slapping the other guy.. that’s when the police showed up and ended it quick..OMG IT WAS HILARIOUS.. when the gay guy # 1 slammed the little gay guy #2… I felt like I was watching JACK ASS or something.. UNREAL… LOL..
Last night Me and Mike had episode 2- I FINALLY knocked out at 1am.. ALL I COULD SAY IS…
Unnga Bunnga BABY… BAM BAM BAM!!!! Yeeee!
Have a great weekend.. and Get your BAM BAM ON!
