My favorite quotes, bumper stickers, song chorus
#A1. (per Mike) NUMBER ONE RULE... don't give fuck about anyone else but yourself! Nicca! lol
1. Help a mouse out... eat a pussy!...... cat
2. I hate Dried up SWISHERS!!
3. I just broke up with someone and the last thing he said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you!??"
4.Cause I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it
Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But chains and whips excite me!!!
5. I would NEVER trust... a Married whore
6. My secret fantasy is having 2 men... (one cooking the other cleaning)
7. Bitch please! don't make me Karate Chop yo ass!!
8. Fuck you, Fuck you, Fuck you.. You're cool, fuck you and I'm out!
9. it's raining right now.. Im gonna pick you up*** :)
10. OH You wanna play that game?? You wanna play that game huh?
11. whhhhhaatt??? ya yu!
12. Cuz We SHINNING!!
13. "I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”
14. Can't Stand Me? Sit Down. Can't Face Me? Turn Around. Think I'm Trippin? Tie My Shoe. Love Me? Great. Hate Me? Even Better. Think I Love You? Think The Opposite. Don't Know Me? Don't Judge Me. So If That Doesn't Say Enough About Me, Then Listen Better.
15. I fucking LOVE YOU MAN!!!
